Crazy as a Loon
Driving with One Headlight out
The Elevator doesn't go to the top
Stick is not on the ice
One sandwitch short of a picnic
One brick short of a load
Five cans short of a six-pack
Not firing on all cylinders
He/She's egg is cracked
Crazy as a peach orchard boar
Goofy as a deadfallen jaybird
An olive short of a pizza
Four quarters short of a dollar
he/she is from the giggle academy
wack-a-doodle
Has a screw loose
Is Bugged Out
Should be in the Bughouse
Mad as a hatter
Mad as a monkey on a trike
Lost his/her marbles
Belongs in the booby hatch
a few cards shy of a full deck
out of his tree
howling at the moon
converted to Scientology
Future Guest on the Jerry Springer Show
off his/her rocker
nuttier than a fruitcake/pecan pie
has straight jacket in every color
Welcome to Wackjob City; population: YOU!
daft
a nutter
dipping into the squirrel stash
kook
bonkers
quite simply mad darling
Cuckoo for Coco Puffs
took a trip around the bend
toys in the attic
bats in the belfry
lights are on but nobody is home
apeshit
A couple of neurons short of a synapse.
space cadet
cracked up
bent
Touched
twisted
spacy
insane in the membrane...
Flipped his lid
Loony Tunes
nuttier than a shithouse rat
Taco Shy of a Combo Plate
Only One Oar In The Water
He doesn't have enough brains to tan his own hide
queer (odd) as a football bat
psychologically challenged
Flip One’s Wig
Gone Haywire
Going Bananas
One banana short of a bunch
Off One’s Rocker
Out Of Hand
Stark Raving Mad
Crazy as a bedbug
Just Batshit Insane
Bats in the attic
bat fuck insane
from the funny farm
out in left field
over the rainbow
Some days it's not worth gnawing through the straps.
I have a grip on reality, just not this particular one.
Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it is walking distance.
REMEMBER People
"Work as if you don't need the money,
love as if you've never been hurt,
dance as if no ones watching."
Crazy as a Loon Driving with One Headlight out The Elevator doesn't go to the top Stick is not on the ice One sandwitch short of a picnic One brick short of a load Five cans short of a six-pack Not firing on all cylinders
He/She's egg is cracked Crazy as a peach orchard boar Goofy as a deadfallen jaybird An olive short of a pizza Four quarters short of a dollar
he/she is from the giggle academy wack-a-doodle Has a screw loose Is Bugged Out Should be in the Bughouse Mad as a hatter Mad as a monkey on a trike Lost his/her marbles
Belongs in the booby hatch a few cards shy of a full deck out of his tree howling at the moon converted to Scientology Future Guest on the Jerry Springer Show off his/her rocker nuttier than a fruitcake/pecan pie has straight jacket in every color Welcome to Wackjob City; population: YOU! daft a nutter dipping into the squirrel stash kook bonkers quite simply mad darling Cuckoo for Coco Puffs
took a trip around the bend toys in the attic bats in the belfry lights are on but nobody is home apeshit A couple of neurons short of a synapse. space cadet cracked up bent Touched twisted spacy insane in the membrane... Flipped his lid Loony Tunes nuttier than a shithouse rat Taco Shy of a Combo Plate Only One Oar In The Water He doesn't have enough brains to tan his own hide queer (odd) as a football bat psychologically challenged Flip One’s Wig Gone Haywire Going Bananas One banana short of a bunch Off One’s Rocker
Out Of Hand Stark Raving Mad Crazy as a bedbug Just Batshit Insane Bats in the attic bat fuck insane from the funny farm out in left field over the rainbow Some days it's not worth gnawing through the straps. I have a grip on reality, just not this particular one. Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it is walking distance. REMEMBER People "Work as if you don't need the money, love as if you've never been hurt, dance as if no ones watching."
